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  Watch the birdie and take a camera candid shot
  Watch the birdie, come on and give it all you got
  Watch the birdie, just look around and pick a spot And hold it
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  Watch the birdie, just strike a funny pose a while
  Watch the birdie and you can beat that pose a mile
  Watch the birdie, let me see your pretty smile And hold it
  
  (Bridge)
  Looking for a tall dark handsome man
  With eyes of blue and golden tan
  Strong white teeth like Joel McCrea
  Hey you, get out of the way
  
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  (Chorus 2)
  
  (Bridge)
  
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  Watch the birdie
  Watch the birdie