Never been to England, never been to France
  never really learned how to dance
  I've never taken dope and I've never taken drugs
  ah, I've never danced on a bear-skin rug
  
  Guess it's true, what all those people they say
  I'm gonna have to loose my hometown ways
  Guess it's true, guess I've led a sheltered life
  
  Never went around with anything
  I've had a hometown life, and I have never learned to swing
  Not much of a life, I haven't seen much
  I've been true to my wife and it's just been too much
  
  Guess it's true, what all these people they say
  I'm gonna have to lose my hometown ways
  You know it's true, guess I've led a sheltered life
  
  Guess it's true, what all those people they say
  I'm gonna have to lose my hometown ways
  Guess it's true, guess I've led a sheltered life