I ain't no Christian or no born again saint
  I ain't no cowboy or Marxist D.A.
  I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
  I am just your average guy, trying to do what's right
  
  I'm just your average guy
  an average guy
  I am just your average guy
  I'm just an average guy
  
  Average guy, I'm just your average guy
  I'm average looking and I'm average inside
  I'm an average lover and I live in an average place
  you wouldn't know me if you met me face to face
  
  I'm just your average guy
  average guy
  Average guy
  I'm just an average guy
  
  I worry about money and taxes and such
  I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touch
  I worry about my health and bowels
  and the crime waves in the street
  I'm really just your average guy
  trying to stand on his own two feet
  
  I'm just your average guy
  I'm just your average guy
  I'm just your average guy
  average guy
  
  Average looks, average taste
  average height, an average waist
  Average in everything I do
  my temperature is 98.2
  
  I'm just your average guy
  an average guy
  Average guy
  I'm just an average guy
  Average guy
  I'm just your average guy
  I'm just your average guy
  I'm just your average guy
  Average