[Inhale, exhale repeated throughout intro]
    [Intro: B-Real]
  You know, there are times when, you run out of weed
  There's no one you can call
  But at last there is one person you can call - Weed Man
    [B-Real]
  I've had drop dates with no weed to smoke
  No roaches, no nothin' when I need to toke
  Damn, where can I find some shit to puff on
  damn I need the kye cause it's gettin' tough on me (me)
  Cause I'm a lumberjack and tree's
  get chopped up and packed up and sold to D
  Bolo's are free, did you hold one fee?
  Herchers for the herbics no waterin' the seeds
  Some of your friends just really see me
  cause sussin' this, losin' no GHC
  The pigs always wanna PH me, my gush hits harder than some GHB
  But some of these swine wanna hit off mine
  I just sit back, recline, and never waste time
  I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
  Call me and all inhale- "The Weed Man"
    [Chorus: Sen Dog]
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!!
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!!
    [B-Real]
  You can always call me all day, all light
  Service with a smile, make you feel all right (yeah!)
  From college-heads, co-ex and dreadlocks
  lawyers, teachers, doctors buy my stock
  So many call on me for what I got
  So many try to compete to take my spot
  Caked out, how many dimes dropped?
  How many times I lost one of my plots?
  The competiton was to knock me out
  The D.E.A. want to lock me out
  Broke in my home tryin' to sock me out
  But the true blue stoners never locked me out
  I'm easy to find, call me whenever
  You need some green and I'll make you feel better
  I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
  Call me and inhale - "The Weed Man"
    [Chorus: Sen Dog]
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!!
    [B-Real]
  I'm the most well-loved, bringin' the bud
  Stickin' the club up, everybody ridin' my nuts
  What? You say you want credit? You must be high
  There's no free rides on my supply
  Unless you're one of my friends you need no ends
  just sit back and wait for the joint to begin
  But if you know someone in need of this weed leaf
  You can take my number down and beep me
  I'll hook you up if you look me up
  Just don't give my number to a rookie huh!
  Then I'll cut you off and brush you off
  Never trust you and won't dicuss your loss
  I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
  Call me and inhale - "The Weed Man"
    [Chorus: Sen Dog]
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!!
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man
  (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!!
    [Outro: B-Real]
  There it is motherfuckers, you run out of weed
  Call somebody like me and I'll hook you up
  No stems, no seeds and things that you don't need
  That's right! I'm the Weed Man
  Don't trip I got gush, for a high price hoe...