He scares easily
  It makes him so angry
  At me
  
  And his head it spins around
  Just like the Exorcist and I
  Find it ever so
  Hard to resist his cries
  
  But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant
  Waving his pistol in my face
  He wants me right down on my knees
  Crumbling in disgrace
  
  But he underestimates my mind
  I know he's messing with my head
  My only weakness is
  I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead
  
  Chorus:
  
  Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
  Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
  Trigger Happy Jack
  You're gonna blow
  But I'm gonna get off
  before you go
  My Trigger Happy Jack is just a
  drive by a go-go
  
  And after awhile he calms down
  And he looks at me like a prince
  But I know I better bite the bullet
  'Cause it's just another one of his
  Jedi mind tricks
  
  But this ain't no headtrip honey
  This is a collision on the road
  And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
  and you know deep down I know
  
  Chorus
  
  Why do you make me feel like this? (1-2-3-4)
  Why do you gotta be such a dick? (1-2-3-4)
  Why do you make me feeling like this? (1-2-3-4)
  Why do you gotta be such a dick? (1-2-3-4)
  Go-go
  
  And I hate myself
  Just enough to want him
  But I hate him just enough to get off
  But I understand him
  Maybe I'm just crazy enough
  To love him
  Why not? (Why not?)
  
  You can't to a psycho like a normal human being...