Do you love an apple?
  Do you love a pear?
  Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
  Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him,
  I'll always love him 'till the day that I die
  
  Before I got married I wore a black shall,
  But after I'm married, I wore bugger-all
  But still I love him, I'll never deny him,
  I'll always love him 'till the day that I die
  
  He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth,
  his hands in his pockets he whistles me out
  But still I love him, I'll never deny him,
  I'll always love him 'till the day that I die
  
  Do you love an apple?
  Do you love a pear?
  Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
  Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him,
  I'll always love him 'till the day that I die