Her name is Noel, I have a dream about her, I got gym class in half an hour
  Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks, but she doesn't know who I am
  And she doesn't give a damn about me.
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  Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
  Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
  Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
    Her boyfriend's a dick
  He brings a ? to school and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
  He lives on my block
  He drives and I rock
  But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
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    Oh yeah, Dirtbag
  No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
  Oh yeah, Dirtbag
  No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
    Man I feel like mold
  It's prom night and I am lonely
  Lo and behold, she's walking over to me
  This must be fake
  my lip starts to shake
  How does she know who I am
  and why does she give a damn about . . .
    I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
  Come with me Friday, don't say maybe,
  I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
    Oh yeah, Dirtbag
  No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
  Oh yeah, Dirtbag
  No, she doesn't know what she's missing.