Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
  But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection.
  
  I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
  If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp
  Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve,
  cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe
  
  A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
  it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
  I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
  I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"
  
  I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport
  and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch
  and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year
  
  I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
  Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
  I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
  I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"
  
  Christmas needs security , security is weapons.
  Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons
  It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals
  Thank you Santa, thank you God
  for guaranteeing my survival
  
  A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
  it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
  I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
  I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"
  
  I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
  Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
  I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
  I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap
  or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"