I know it's just a figure of speech
  but if your breath and your clothes are bad
  your destined to teach
  
  I see the president
  I see Lincoln
  what the hell was 43% of this place thinking
  
  we watch the shuttle launch
  read J.D. Salinger
  I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger
  
  How- How- How- How- How- How-
  How did this loser get this job?
  
  check his references,
  that's all I'm saying
  I think my parents deserve more
  for what their paying
  
  he works till 3:00
  it's such a racket
  all you need are Dockers and
  a Members Only jacket
  
  How- How- How- How- How- How-
  How did this loser get this job?
  
  unprepared,
  drunk you swindle academe
  all you wanna do
  is wrestle with the football team
  
  pass out towels like communion
  you're protected by the kid molesters union
  How- How- How- How- How- How-
  How did this loser get this job?