Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call
  I'll see you on Sunday
  Good-bye, I love you.
  But,
  if this is you,
  you can suck my tick!
  if it's my boss,
  fudge you! I quit!
  Anyone else,
  you can do the same
  don't leave a message,
  unless you're viking lame!