A certified casino bride
  I roll in with the dealer's high
  forever yours I'm never sure
  I'll bake the apple pies you like
  American like it or not
  I'll take you for all that you got
  a certified casino bride
  I roll in with the dealer's high
  and I am looking for the slots
  I'm filing down my heart
  desert, be kind to this traveler
    I'm a sexy hypnotist
  lost on the strip
  a sexy hypnotist
  and I'll bear it all
  cause abs and buns are so much fun
    I'm flying down the road of life
  there's no sign of the past in sight
  the men I knew ain't seen me since
  I left the sheets and hit the strip
  the palaces I left behind
  the palaces I hope to find
  I ride the tiger in the light
  I roll in with the dealer's high
  some chick offers me a drink
  I'm not like her I think
  all tarted up in some
  burned out shade of pink
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