We're only making plans for Nigel
  We only want what's best for him
  We're only making plans for Nigel
  Nigel just needs this helping hand
  And if young Nigel says he's happy
  He must be happy
  He must be happy in his work
  We're only making plans for Nigel
  He has his future in a British steel
  We're only making plans for Nigel
  Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
  And if young Nigel says he's happy
  He must be happy
  He must be happy in his work
  Nigel is not outspoken
  But he likes to speak
  And loves to be spoken to
  Nigel is happy in his work
  We're only making plans for Nigel