Listen to the Muzak
  Hearin' people scream
  Sittin' in the waiting room
  Readin' crappy magazines
  With a toothache
  This is it, pal
  Root Canal
    My molars are impacted
  I'm gettin' gum disease
  I'm gonna need some fillings
  Got twelve cavities
  Can you help me
  Have mercy
  Doctor, please
    My teeth are a fright
  Got a huge overbite
  Numb me, drill me
  Floss me, bill me
    You jab at my nerve endings
  It's driving me insane
  Just give me nitrous oxide
  Shoot me up with novocaine
  Help me out here
  'Cause I'm so severe
  Pain
    Please stop for a bit
  Let me rinse and spit
  Numb me, drill me
  Floss me, bill me
    You validate my parking
  I think that I'm okay
  But you make one more appointment for
  A week from Saturday
  'Cause you came upon
  A problem on
  My x-ray
  Oy vey!
    I'm getting absurd
  Well, I hope I'm insured, now
  Numb me, drill me
  Floss me, bill me