When I was a little boy
  (When I was just a boy)
  And my mother would call my name
  (When I was just a boy)
  She'd say I had to be in the house by seven
  (When I was just a boy)
    But I'd stay out late at night
  (When I was just a boy)
  And when I'd finally get back in
  Oh, I know she'd hit me, she'd hit me
  She'd sit me on her knees and whip me
    Oh, she'd hit me with a rock
  She'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
  She'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
  She'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
  (Hit me with a rock)
    And when I was grown to be a man
  (Grown to be a man)
  The minute the boss would call my name
  (Grown to be a man)
  And say I had to be in the office by seven
  (Grown to be a man)
    I'm a constipated man
  (Grown to be a man)
  And when I'd finally get back in
  Oh, my boss'd hit me, he'd hit me
  He'd tie me to a chair and whip me
    Oh he'd hit me with a rock
  He'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
  He'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
  He'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
  (Hit me with a rock)
    When I was grown to be President
  (Was the President)
  The minute the congress'd call my name
  (Was the President)
  And said some papers had to be signed by Thursday
  (Had to be signed by Thursday)
    I'd fly away to Pakistan
  (Was the President)
  And the second that I'd get back home
  Oh, I know they'd hit me, they'd hit me
  With leather and chains they'd whip me
    Oh, they'd hit me with a rock
  They'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
  They'd hit me. (Hit me with a rock)
  They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
  (Hit me with a rock)
  Hit me, hit me, hit me
  (Hit me with a rock)
  They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
  (Hit me with a rock)
  Yah yah yah yah yah yah
  (Hit me with a rock)
  (Hit with a rock)
  Ow, whaddaya doin' to me, get away from me
  (Hit with a rock, oh baby)
  (Hit with a rock)
  (He's gettin' hit with a rock)
  (He's gettin' hit with a rock, oh baby)
  (Hit with a rock)
    Wait a minute, hold it
  I think he's dead
  Let's leave
  Let's get out of here, man