La-la-la-la-lasagna
  You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
  Or a-maybe spaghetti
  Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
  Mama mia bambino
  Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
  'Samatta you, 'samatta you
    You should-a taste my lasagna
  Ay, you no like-a lasagna
  That's okay too
  How about-a calzone
  Some-a nice minestrone, ats good for you
  Have-a some marinara
  Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like
  I know-a you like, I know-a you like
    La-lasagna
  La-lasagna
  La-lasagna
    Would you like some-a zucchini
  Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
  Have-a more fettuccini.
  Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
  Ay, mange, mange
    [gargling]
    Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
  A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
  Have-a more ravioli
  You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
  Like you cousin Luigi
  Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
  Capisce paisan, capisce paisan
    La-lasagna
  La-lasagna
  La-lasagna
  La-lasagna
    Hey
  Hey
    [laughing]