When I look at your face I see dirt;
  All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt;
  And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes;
  It's no surprise to me;
  There's a rocket I built;
  It's under my kilt;
  It's coming to blow you away.
    I was a jerk;
  I did the work for somebody else's dream;
  I took the chance;
  I lost my pants;
  In somebody else's dream tonight.
    Now you're calling me up to get paid;
  And if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid;
  But I really don't have any money;
  I say goodbye; And you'll have to depend on your size;
  There's a rocket I built;
  It's under my kilt;
  It's coming to blow you away.
    I was a jerk;
  I did the work for somebody else's dream;
  I took the chance;
  I lost my pants;
  In somebody else's dream tonight.
    Now I think that I'm going to bed,
  As the image of you and yer crap leaves my head;
  Cause it's t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies;
  And it doesn't depend on the size;
  There's a rocket I built;
  It's under my kilt;
  It's coming to blow you away.
    I was a jerk;
  I did the work for somebody else's dream;
  I took the chance;
  I lost my pants;
  In somebody else's dream tonight