Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
  See the fat kids spill their pop
  Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons
  But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night
    Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
  Thru the crowded haunted house below
  Oh No
  Human hamburger No
    And it's Crushed little Kids
  Crushed little Kids
  Crushed little Kids
  Adorn the boardwalk
    See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
  See the owners smell a big lawsuit
  Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)
  Make the witnesses go home
  And they'll turn on the TV
    And see the crushed little kids
  Adorn the boardwalk