I got another funky rhyme
  Another funky, funky rhyme
  I got another funky rhyme
  Another funky rhyme
  Another funky, funky rhyme.
  Aww shit, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme)
  This is our shit man. (Another funky, funky rhyme)
  They're finna remake the wicked shit. (I got another funky rhyme)
  Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme)
  Now they let the gates up so I bail.
  Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jail
  Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues
  Foam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes
  But I ain't naggin
  Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin
  Ain't been in the hoo ride long
  And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
  Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
  Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know
  The bitch said
  Muthafucka pick me up at three
  Can't bitch, Cepta don't ride your street
  We can eat around the corner at KFC
  You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
  When she showed up, damn
  She was outta luck
  I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck
  With the tab from the cab, and the dinner too.
  With a knot in my sock, bitch I thought you knew
  Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum
  And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum
  I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore
  Dumb bitch staring at me like an eye sore
  Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
  And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth
  The bitch jumped up faster than a race
  And told me had to powder her face
  Since she pickin up the tab
  You know that I'ma go for mine
  Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine
  And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp
  Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!)
  She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
  Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit
  But I ain't saying nothing though
  I ain't saying nothing bout the muthafucking hoe
  What's up bitch?
  You ready to break ?
  Besides, how long can one fat bitch take?
  Quit snacking and pay the shit
  So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick
  With your daddy
  You're employed?
  Awww shit...nawww
  Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
  I mean him letting me grip his ride
  Besides he slipped me a fifty
  But then again I'm kinda shifty
  Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house
  Fuck sitting with your parents on the couch
  Dad I got a bitch in my room and I smile
  Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile
  A juggalo's known for smackin hoes
  But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode
  Now woman, you know I love you
  So why don't you just let me fuck you
  Look bitch, I know you's a freak
  So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
  And a fuck to go with that
  Come on nympho, and let me hit that
  Tell ya what you let me stick it
  And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah)
  You little sewer skank
  You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry bitch!
  That's the shit J (What?)
  $85 bucks an hour and you wanna play
  And that was that
  A little smooth talking and she was on her back
  You'll never guess what
  My first day out and I caught my nut
  First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
  Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
  And I caught my nut
  First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
  Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
  And I caught my nut
  First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
  Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
  And I caught my nut
  First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
  First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
  Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
  And I caught my nuuuuuut!!
  [Laughs]