In the throws of young love Leroy
  Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye
  Tied the knot not knowing how to not know
  He was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home
  He moved out of his step dad's apartment
  He moved in with this cute Guatemalan
  Things were copasetic 'til she caught him
  Things were cool and collected 'til she found him erected with another
    Shit went bad he's on the roof again
  She flipped, he flipped the bird
  And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear
  Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
    Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on
  Riding high on his whims had only gotten him down
  He moved back to his step dad's apartment
  Where he put himself back together 'til
    She came back he's on the roof again
  She flipped, he flipped the bird
  And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear
  Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
    Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
  I know she broke your heart but try to come try to come down
    Shit went bad he's on the roof again
  She flipped, he flipped the bird
  And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear
  Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year