[Nucci]
  Shaggy, Cartel remix
  Nucci Rayo
  Now picture this I'm bucknaked on the bathroom floor
  Hittin' Aaliyah raw, Henney-ed up, Mya seen it all
  Same reason Kim and Foxy ain't speakin' no more
  And why Britney and Christina didn't speak at the awards
  Keys in the door, I heard a noise
  I didn't get up
  Next thing you know Destiny's Child split up
  But yo I'm Cris-ed up, got Monica in Miami
  Soon as Kobe get married
  I'll be back with Brandy
    [Shaggy]
  How you fe hav yuh woman nex' a yuh villa?
  Trepass and a witness up inna 'you pilla
  Yuh betta watch your back before she turn into a killa
  Interview the situation or she call the gleaner
  To be a true playa you fe know how fe play
  If she say a nite, convince her seh a day
  Never admit to a word wat she say
  And if she claim a yuh, tell her, baby no way
    [1] - [Nucci (Shaggy)]
  Yo but she caught me on the counter
  (It wasn't me)
  Saw me banging on the sofa
  (It wasn't me)
  I even had her in the shower
  (It wasn't me)
  I even had her in the Range Rover
  (It wasn't me)
  She saw the marks on my should
  (It wasn't me)
  And here's the words that I told her
  (It wasn't me)
  She heard the screams gettin' louder
  (It wasn't me)
  She stayed until it was over
    [2] - [Richard "Rikrok" Ducent]
  Honey came in and she caught me redhanded
  Creepin' with the girl next door
  Picture this, we were both buck naked
  Banging on the bathroom floor
    [Shaggy]
  Mek she know seh, dat she neva hav' no right fe vex
  A never yuh seh see, a mek the gigalo flex
  A somebody else whey favor yuh in de complex
  See is believing so yuh betta change yuh specs
  Yuh know she a go bring a whole heap a tings up from de past
  All the likkle evident you betta know fe mask
  Quick pon yo' answer, know how fe talk
  But if she back a run, yuh know yuh betta run fast
    [Repeat 1]
    [Wiz Dinero]
  Uh-huh that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
  What you seen and heard, I ain't admitting to it
  It wasnt' me, you wanna call me liar, flattin' my tires
  Seein' how you play goin' through my two way
  You wanna tear my Polos
  I can't stand it when you rig up them four doors
  From Miami, me and Shaggy in the Caddi
  Plus mami with the fatti
  Told me, meet her backstage
  Talkin' bout she need it badly
  I never met her, never seen her
  What you talkin' bout?
  Bathroom tryna catch us when I'm walkin' out
  Dressing room on the floor, on the table too
  I'm telling you it wasn't me, it was Don Pooh
    [Repeat 2]
    I had tried to keep her from what
  She was about to see
  Why should she believe me
  When I told her it wasn't me
    [Repeat 2]
    I had tried to keep her from what
  She was about to see
  Why should she believe me
  When I told her it wasn't me