My formal education
  Never bothered
  With my ABC's
  Teacher student relation
  Taught me all about
  The birds and bees
    School boy fantasy
  Lose control
  Of all my faculties
    You know that one thing
  That got through to me
  Was her body chemistry
    Subject to body language
  Ain't so bad to read
  Between the lines
  I scored above average
  Oral examination
  Is where I shine
    School boy fantasy
  Lose control
  Of all my faculties
  Student body graduated
  At the highest degree
    You know that one thing
  That got through to me
  Was her body chemistry
  Purely scientifically
  Studied her anatomy
    Teacher's pet, Teacher's pet
  God only knows what you
  Do to me