"Francis!
  Francis! Be careful!"
    Trying so hard to keep up with the Joneses
  Running a rat racing won by our noses
  Always put one foot in front of the other
  And dance to the beat of the dacadent drummer
    Just buy a brand new pair of Fred Astaire shoes
  Climbing to the top, never gonna stop
  It's the same old song and one two three and dec-a-dance
    Dance, dance
  Dance, dance
  Dancing to the dacadence dance, dance
  Everybody decadancing
  Dancing to the decadence
  Dancing to the decadence dance
    It's hard to stop once the music gets started
  'Til the soles of your feet harden up like your heart did
  Stepping in line with the sign of the timer
  Seduced by the tune of the decadent dancer
    Just buy a brand new pair of Fred Astaire shoes
  Climbing to the top, never gonna stop
  It's the same old song and one two three and dec-a-dance
    Dance, dance
  Dance, dance
  Dancing to the dacadence dance, dance
  Everybody decadancing
  Dancing to the decadence
  Dancing to the decadence dance