I remember it well
  I was just about three
  My dad said
  "Son what do you want to be?"
  It didn't ring no bells but I said
  "Daddy I'm a bit too young what do you want from me?"
    I'm much older now
  I'm almost a man
  I can do anything, you bet I can
  Raise a family
  Now wouldn't that be grand
  So sorry but I got bigger plans
    You can be anything in the world today
  Something like a preacher, a teacher
  A baseball player
  Those kind of things I just don't care
  I want to represent the USA
    The American Dream
  As far as the eye I say can you see
  I want to be
  I want to be the leader of the country
    When I'm President
  Things will be different
  We'll start a new government
  When I'm President
  When I'm President
  You can be in my cabinet
  I'll be your heaven sent
  President
    First things first we're gonna change the rules
  Better listen up all you boys and girls
  Your president says there'll be no after school
  So vote for me wouldn't that be cool
    Yeah! Yeah!
    Now I know there's trouble in the Middle East
  I'll spend all the money when I stop the Arms Race
  All my brothers in the desert
  Gonna have themselves a feast
  When that's done then we'll start on world peace
    So go ask Alice
  Cos you know what he said
  What did he say?
  Remember, "I wanna be elected"