Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
  I'm on my way to stardom
  I know I'm ready I know I'm great
  But first I have to get in shape
    Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear
  Gonna tear him up I swear
  This guy thinks he's the champion
  Gonna take his belt and beat him!
    I'm the crusher king of the ring
    I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear
  Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
  I might have a foreign object in my trunks
  I might have to use on that punk
    Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
  If you're my victim you're beaten
  I'm a lean mean fighting machine
  Powerful and strong like King Kong
    I'm the crusher king of the ring
    Started having second thought I was scared as hell
  The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
  I mean the Russian Bear could probably
  tear me limb from limb
  He'd probably grin be real happy with himself
  This is not good for my health
  I'm not coming out of the dressing room
  And get beaten up by that goon
    Go back to Russia go back home!
  Don't wanna get a broken bone
  Or a lump on my head
  Ain't gonna hide under the bed
    I'm the crusher king of the ring
    I'm the Crusher