Draw the blinds and watch the show
  Heard it on the radio
  Saw it on the news today
  Heard the lonely people say
  There's a great big crack in the union jack
  There's a great big crack in the union jack
  Another day, another low
  Another midday TV show
  I saw it on the news today
  I heard the lonely people say
  There's a great big crack in the union jack
  There's a great big crack in the union jack
  In the union jack