Well, we live in a trailer
  at the edge of town
  You never see us
  'cause we don't come around.
  We got twenty five rifles
  just to keep
  the population down.
  But we need you now,
  and that's why
  I'm hangin' 'round.
  So you be good to me
  and I'll be good to you,
  And in this land of conditions
  I'm not above suspicion
  I won't attack you,
  but I won't back you.
    Well, it's so good to be here,
  asleep on your lawn.
  Remember your guard dog?
  Well, I'm afraid
  that he's gone.
  It was such a drag
  to hear him
  whining all night long.
  Yes, that was me with the doves,
  setting them free
  near the factory
  Where you built your computer,
  love.
  I hope you get the connection,
  'cause I can't take
  the rejection
  I won't deceive you,
  I just don't believe you.
    Well, I'm a barrel of laughs,
  with my carbine on
  I keep 'em hoppin',
  till my ammunition's gone.
  But I'm still not happy,
  I feel like
  there's something wrong.
  I got the revolution blues,
  I see bloody fountains,
  And ten million dune buggies
  comin' down the mountains.
  Well, I hear that Laurel Canyon
  is full of famous stars,
  But I hate them worse than lepers
  and I'll kill them
  in their cars.