Traditional, Arr. Mike Oldfield
  Vocals: David Bedford
    Now I'm A Toreador
  I Am For Sure
  I Kill Bulls By The Score
  And Sometimes More
  And When They Hear The Bell Ring
  Inside The Bullring
  The Bullocks All Start Trembling
  They Know I'm Coming
    I'm Don Alfonso
  Some Call Me Pedro
  But That Is Not So
  I'm Don Alfonso
  I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain
  Out In Sunny Spain
  I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine
  And I Fought Them In The Rain
  I'm Don Alfonso
  I Work For Oxo
  And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me
  Oh My Sword I Pull
  Kill Si Bull
  Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full
  Then We Have Steak And Chips For Tea
    I Met A Sweet Seńora
  In Barcelona
  Her Christian Name Was Mona
  She Was Thumbs Up Bona
  She Told Me She Was Single
  That Made Me Tingle
  My Heart Went Jingle Jingle
  I Said: Let's Mingle
    I'm Don Alfonso
  Some Call Me Pedro
  But That Is Not So
  I'm Don Alfonso
  I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain
  Out In Sunny Spain
  I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine
  And I Fought Bulls In The Rain
  I'm Don Alfonso
  I Work For Oxo
  And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me
  Oh My Sword I Pull
  Kill Si Bull
  Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full
  Then We Have Fully Beff For Tea
  (Repeat Two Times)
    I Fight Bulls Every Sunday
  And Sometimes Monday
  And When I Fight On Sunday
  We've Cold Meat Monday
  We Have Meat Hash On Tuesday
  Sometimes Hashed Wednesday
  We Don't Eat Meat On Friday
  We Wait Till Sunday
    I'm Don Alfonso
  Some Call Me Pedro
  But That Is Not So
  I'm Don Alfonso
  I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain
  Out In Sunny Spain
  I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine
  And We Fought Bulls In The Rain
  I'm Don Alfonso
  I Work For Oxo
  And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me
  Oh My Sword I Pull
  Kill Si Bull
  Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full
  Then We Have Ham And Eggs For Tea
    (Only On The Long Version)