[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
    I dont know why this world keep turning
  Round and Round
  But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
    Yes man
  As the World Turns
  We all experience things in life
  Trials and Tribulations
  That we all must go through
  When someone wants to test us
  When someone tries our patience
    [Eminem]
  I hang with a bunch of hippies
  and wacky tobacco planters
  Who swallow lit roaches
  and light up like jack-o-lanterns
  Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
  Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
  They never should've booted me out of reform school
  Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool
  They threw me out the Ramada Inn
  I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
  It all started when my mother took my bike away
  Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
  After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
  Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
  Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
  Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
  And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
  He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
  May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
  That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
  Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
  She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
  Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
  I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
  It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
  Grabbed that bitch by her hair
  Drug her across the ground
  And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
  Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
  While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
    [Chorus]
    As the World Turns
  These are the days of our lives
  These are the things that we must go through
  Day by day
    [Eminem]
  We drive around in million dollar sports cars
  While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
  Outsiders, and we suing the courts
  Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
  Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
  Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
  Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
  Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
  I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
  I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
  But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
  But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
  But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
  Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
  So gimme all your money
  And don't try nothin funny
  Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
  I went to grab my gun
  Thats when her ass put it on me
  Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
  I fell through the glass doors
  Started causin a scene
  Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
  Jumped up with a broken back
  Thank god I was smokin crack all day
  And doped up off coke and smack
  All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
  Now I wanna kill her
  But so I gotta catch her first
  Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
  Saw the house she ran up in
  And shot her fuckin porch up
  Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
  Looked around the room
  Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
  I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
  You might as well come out now
  She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
  I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
  And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
  She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
  I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
  She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
  I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
  I started to beg "No, please let go"
  But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
  With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
  I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
  Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
  Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
  Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
  It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
  I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
  Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
  Come here bitch!
  Come here!
  Take this motherfuckin dick!
  Bitch, come here!
    [Chorus to fade]
    And as we go along
  Throughout the days of our lives
  We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
  That we must go through
  These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
  Every day
  Every single day the world keeps turning