One, two, three
    Don't believe me if I tell you.
  Not a word of this is true.
  Don't believe me if I tell you,
  Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you.
    Don't believe me if I tell you
  that I wrote this song for you.
  There just might be some other silly pretty girl
  I'm singing it to.
    Don't believe a word,
  'cause words are only spoken.
  And a heart is like a promise,
  Meant to be broken.
    Don't believe a word,
  For words can tell lies.
  And lies are no comfort
  When there's tears in your eyes.
    Don't believe me if I tell you.
  Not a word of this is true.
  Don't believe me if I tell you,
  Especially if I tell you, that I'm in love with you.
    Don't believe a word.
  Lord, don't believe a word.
  Don't believe me, don't believe me.
  Oh, not a single word.
  Oh.