My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't got monthly blood drips
  My vagina hardly even used
  My vagina got lot's of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
  Turning donnie into Marie Osmand
    Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole
  Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
  I go from front to back Cause I don't want to get a bladder infection
    I never thought I'd miss my vas deferance
  I trade it in for a par of huge cans
  Now I get to hang with lesbians
    Operation paid up front
  Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt
  They think I'm kinda weird but that's ok with me
  Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
  There's nothing finer than having a vagina