He's your uncle not your dad, he's the best friend you ever had
  So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts
  Just remember Pearl Harbor
    (The Alamos and nothing could be worse)
    He's your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live
  So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed
    (And he'll send back what he don't need)
    If your not in form ten-forty's your salvation
  By deprivation of temptation
    (Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible)
    Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me
  When he calls you as he may do
  Don't be frightened red white and blue
  Just be thankful you don't live in Leningrad
  He's your uncle, not your dad
    If your honest you don't have to shake and shiver
  The food is lousy up the river
    (It's give and take and he does all the taking)
    Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me
  Life has two things you can't subtract
    (Death and taxes to be exact)
    So just pa-pa-patriotically declare
  He's your uncle, he's your uncle, not your dad