Well honey don't you worry I don't need no barroom queens.
  Well I admit she sure knows how to fill a pair of jeans.
  And I'll admit now darling she sure is showing me her stuff,
  But honey it ain't nearly enough.
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  ‘Cause I ain't never seen her patch a pair of ragged britches,
  Stretch a paycheck till it reaches, scratch my back right where it itches.
  And I ain't never seen that and honey till I do
  My heart won't wander very far from you.
    Now honey you know I honor all the hard times we've been through.
  I never could've made it with anyone but you.
  And I think I know when a lady is really really tough,
  But she don't show me nearly enough.
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  ‘Cause I ain't never seen her stay up all night with a baby,
  Calm me down when I get crazy, fix me grits and red-hot gravy.
  I ain't never seen that and honey till I do
  My heart won't wander very far from you.
    No I ain't never seen her make a six- room house a castle,
  Teach the young one how to wrestle, straighten out my fishing tackle.
  And I ain't never seen that and honey till I do my heart won't wander very far from you.