Well I was drinkin' last night with a biker
  And I showed him a picture of you
  I said, "Pal get to know her, you'll like her
  Seemed like the least I could do.
  Cause when he's chargin' his chopper
  Up and down your carpeted halls
  You will think I am dressed up quite proper
  Never mind how I stumble and fall.
    You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
  For taste of your elegant pride
  I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
  But at least I'm enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.
    Cause you're a sweet little softcore pretender
  Somehow, babe, it got as hot as it gets
  With her black leather and gold spike suspenders
  And your chain, your black whip and pets.
    Well we know you're the reincarnation
  Of the infamous Catherine the Great
  And we know how you love the ovation
  And the scene that it seems to create.
    You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
  For taste of your elegant pride
  I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
  But at least I'm enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.
    You analyze me, tend to despise me
  You laugh when I stumble and fall
  There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave
  Unable to dance I'll still crawl across it
  Unable to dance I'll still crawl
  Unable to dance I'll still crawl
  Unable to dance I'll crawl.
    You must really consider the circus
  It just might be your kind of zoo
  I can't think of a place that's more perfect
  For a person as perfect as you.
    And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
  Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
  Well I know you wake up here only
  When the snakes come marching in.
    You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
  For taste of your elegant pride
  I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
  But at least I'm enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.
  Ride, ride, ride
  Ride, ride, ride
  Ride, ride, ride
  At least I'll enjoy the ride.
  At least I'll enjoy the ride.
  AT LEAST I'LL ENJOY THE RIDE.