Man got the rub on, sister got the rub
  They're goin' around doing the rub, the rub
  Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
  Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' that thing.
    Two old ladies was lying around in bed
  One turned over and this is what she said,
    Mama tell the chicken her body was a duck
  Put him on the table with his feet sticking up
    Two old ladies playing in the sand, each one wishing the other was a man
    Well I see that woman goin behind the hill
  I'm gonna find that girl, I'm gonna do my will
    Well I feel so good, well I feel so fine
  All I gotta do is drink that wine
    I say the little old rooster called the little old hen
  He said he had no lungs, ain't got no wing.