Half hung-over from the night before,
  My sisters passed out - outside my door
  My niece got her hash from the boy down the street,
  who's inbred too. He has webbed feet
    Dinner time is our happy time
  it's when we all get together and just un-wind
  My mom, on top my dad, on top my bro, on top my niece
  It's all just one big inbred feast...
    Cuz I'm an inbred mother fucker...
    I wasn't always like this, I really think so
  'til uncle john corrupted me
  and taught me to blow
  I was never allowed
  to spend the night away from my sister
  If you can't beat 'em,
  then join 'em
  so I decided to kiss her
  Her hand on top my leg, on top her chest, on top my thigh
  Blood is blood,
  even if it is your sister's cherry pie
    Life's been different since I've gone inbred
  My brother and my sister now sleep in the same bed
  We all run around...naked...hanging free
  Grandpa even lent me a pair of his false teeth
  So don't run from this idea,
  it might suit you
  If you really love your family
  You'll be inbred too!