(Violent J)
  So there you are you're sittin' there just kinda chillin'
  A richie boy you look a little bit like Dylan
  The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
  So I'm gonna change a few things around here and there
  Start with your eyes I pluck 'em both out your head
  And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead
  Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose
  And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
  You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
  But your lips, man, to me, they just don't look right
  They could be a little fatter, even more
  So fuckin' fat that your lip is draggin' on the floor
  Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
  And tack a sign on it, tellin' what you're all about
  Set you up, 'cuz now you're ready, so open up the door
  'Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show
    (Chorus x 2)
  Carnival thrills
  Carnival shows
  Carnival excites you
  Carnival kills
  (Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
  Another freak show for the jugga-lugga-lo
    So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! Ain't you a pretty?
  I think I'll start with the sillicone that's in your titty
  I'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek
  So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak
  Don't try to run, chickie-poo, I'm just gettin' started
  I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded
  Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
  Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom
  You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin' at
  I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat
  Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and stick 'em in your ear
  So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear
  I shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top
  And then I spit on your nipple until you drop
  Hey! Almost ready? Jumpsteady, open the door
  'Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show
    (chorus x 2)
    "Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
  "Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
  "Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
  "Oh my God!!!!!"
    (chorus until end)