She's a witch
  a bonafide bore
  what's more - she snores
  and that is a fact
  cow eyes lie
  yes it's time to resist
  how did I ever
  get into this
  how could I ever
  have kissed that bitch
  so what if she's
  got big tits
    She's the kinda girl
  who changas her mind really quick
  she's the kinda girl who
  won't just let things sit
    she came like a cat
  like a cat to cat nop
  she came in my lap
  with her womanly hips
  when I first met her
  I came unglued
  I played the part of
  a blueblooded fool
  I'm through with your sewage
  I'm through with your trash
  I always knew that I'd
  get the last laugh
    She's the kinda girl
  who changas her mind really quick
  she's the kinda girl who
  won't just let things sit
    like two trains on one track
  bound for a crash
  two red white and blues we were
  destined to clash
  I can't fix the future
  I can't change the past
  like fly by night news
  we were not meant to last
  I'm through with your bluefish
  I'm through with your gash
  I'm through being screwed with by
  you and your wack attack
    Jump back for chump love
  you won't be back for cover
  but no no no no
  I'm no chump love sucker
  No chump love sucker
    No chump love sucker
    I thought that your love
  was a matter of fact
  but I lost my pride
  when I realized that
  the smack in my bag
  and my baseball bat
  was all you were after
  boys "you dirty rat"
  she's a bitch and a brat
  and a living disaster
  she thought she was fast
  but I was faster