Let me tell you about a girl I know
  Had a drink about a hour ago
  Sitting in a corner by herself
  In a bar in downtown Hell
    She heard a noise and she looked through the door
  And saw a man she'd never seen before
  Light skin, light blue eyes
  A double-chin and a plastic smile
  Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
  And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
  "My brand new car is parked right outside"
  "How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
  And she said, "Wait a minute I have to think"
  He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink"
  One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
  And drove away someplace real far
  Now babe the time has come
  How'd ya like to have a little fun?
  And she said
  "If we could only please be on our way, I will not run"
    That's when things got out of control
  She didn't want to, he had his way
  She said, "Let's Go"
  He said, "No Way!"
  Come on babe it's your lucky day
  Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way
  Come on baby don't be afraid
  If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid
    He finished up and started the car
  He turned around and drove back to the bar
  He said "Now baby don't be sad"
  "In my opinion you weren't half-bad"
  She picked up a rock
  Threw it at the car
  Hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar
  Come on party people won't you listen to me
  Date Rape Stylee
    The next day she went to her drawer
  Look up her local attorney at law
  Went to the phone and filed the police report
  And then she took the guy's ass to court
  Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed
  "She lies that little slut!"
  The judge knew that he was full of shit
  And he gave him 25 years
  And now his hearted is filled with tears
    That night in jail it was getting late
  He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed
  But the guards paid no attention to his cries
    That's when things got out of control
  The moral of the date rape story
  It does not pay to be drunk and horny
  But that's the way it had to be
  They locked him up and threw away the key
  Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
  even though he now takes it in the behind
  DATE RAPE
    She didn't want to
  She didn't want to
  She didn't want to
  She didn't want to TAKE IT!