One time, the ICP with this shit
  For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to
  Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that
  Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck
  Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me
  I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
  Straight passed-out on his mother's bed
  With seven cans of brew going through my head
  Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
  With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado
  Huh, I can't run no where
  Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)
  And don't laugh just yet
  And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet
  And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
  With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
  Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon
  Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping
  "Oh my, look at the witch
  You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"
  And they saying that I'm doomed
  Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom
  Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay
  And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway
  Interlude (contains samples from "Wizard of Oz" and "Ghetto Zone")
  Well, go on motherfucker!
  Now I'm roaming just like basshead
  Everybody know just where the alley led
  And don't say you don't know
  Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow
  I ain't playing this bullshit no more
  So I whip out the nigger play the double-four
  Best tell my ass how to get back
  Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head
  You wanna see the wizard?
  Fuck yeah, I do
  Get me off this pole and I'll come with you
  You know the wiz
  Yeah, its the road for him
  Then he gave me on a 'gene
  Now I gotta bullet for him
  So me and the crow was walking on bricks
  Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
  Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes
  I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow
  Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
  Just what you thought, there go the tin man
  How to get to the wizard?
  What the fuck
  I ain't saying shit until you oil me up
  I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro
  Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull
  Huh, just like the book said
  Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
  Old-ass rusted out metal
  But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto
  "Somewhere over the rainbow"
  (Shut the) fuck up, bitch
  ***GUNSHOTS***
  Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho
  This is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch
  So pick your skank ass up
  And you and Toto get the fuck on
  Yeah, we've come a long way
  Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Del Ray
  And I'm a wonder land story book tourist
  Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
  Anything could be out there
  Lions, tigers, maybe a bear
  Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my (3x)
  I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye
  Don't fuck with me at a time like this
  I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss
  So I just move and the hooks are flying
  You've come and buck with the fucking lion
  I want rings, chains, any kind of gold
  Or what?
  Or I'm a let this nine unfold
  Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray
  There you can rob motherfuckers any day
  Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
  Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)
  So finally we was at the castle
  And with the guards, we got no hastle
  They all just got the fuck out our way
  I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J
  Interlude
  Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay
  Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J
  I wanna word with him at gun point
  Cuz there's no place like Detroit
  Welcome to the wizards kingdom
  The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said
  Welcome to the wizards kingdom
  Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay
  Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me
  And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three
  Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker
  I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker
  We let it rain,
  Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brain
  Then I stepped back cool and calm
  Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
  Everybody know about car jacking
  So me and the fellas went home macking
  Jumped in a smooth-ass ride
  Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
  Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
  And that shit was fun
  Next thing I knew I was back at the party
  Got up and was finning to tell everybody
  But I just let it pass
  Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass