I'm dancing like a mad man
  I hope she likes-a me
  The chance to be just on my own
  I wanna silly be
    The club is full of people
  Perhaps they think I'm mad
  I close my eyes and I go home
  I feel a little sad
    I just can't dance
  My only chance
  I'm shy... shy... oh so shy
    The girls don't like the way I move
  I think at times I've lost it
  Do I look like I can't move
  Or do I move exhausted
    If I just knew she loves me
  I know I wouldn't care
  But she talks to the barman
  And I think that's unfair
    I just can't dance
  My only chance
  I'm sad.. sad... oh so sad
    And now that girl moves close to me
  I join into her move
  Pretending I enjoy it
  And now I lost the groove
    One guy stands tho', between us
  Shows up with all his power
  I now feel like an idiot
  Who stands in a cold shower
    I just can't dance
  My only chance
    The barman stares at me
  So? So drink
  Then turns around
  And pours a wink
    I move away
  But play it cool
  I think she's right
  I'm just a fool
    I just can't dance
  My only chance
  I'm shy... shy... oh so shy