This is our best gig...ever...
    No, no!
  Way up on -
  I knew you'd fuck it up!
  Here it come!
    Way up on the hill there's an old whiskey still
  And it's right by a hard working crew
  If you finish up your mug (oh beautiful) then they'll fill up your jug
  With that good, good 'ol mountain dew (everybody sing)
    Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
  And them that refuse it are few
  Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
  For that good, good 'ol mountain dew, whoo!
    Turn it down, Kirk!
    Take it, Jimmy!
  Hey, Kirk! I can't hear this thing, man!
  Oh!
    Hey, let's everybody!
    Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
  (You like this one, do you?)
  And them that refuse it are few
  Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
  For that good old mountain dew
    So it....
  Ha ha ha!
  Whoa, Jimmy!
  Whoo, goddamn fuckin' a!
  Thank you, we're Ween!
  Good night, St. Louis!