Found on New York, New York and Greatest Hits
    This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
  It can rip your head off
  It can fly as high as a bird
  It can bite your face
    The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
    This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
  Its wings can flap like a bird
  It can break a glass
  It can also stab you in the ass
    The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
    This beast attacked my brother
  It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
  His hands were frostbitten
  His hands were also numb
    The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
  The Chicken Cow
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