Found on Black Light Diner
    Once upon a time, Dale Meiners got mad at me
  He was very disappointed in me
  I was bragging about doing a keyboard solo show that would not happen
  At 2:00 AM on March 5, 1996, Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride
    I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
    As Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride, I gave him a war hell ride
  I told Dale Meiners to get off my case
  Suddenly, I threw him against the van
  I wanted to duke his scrawny ass up and smash his face at about 2:10 AM that morning
    I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
    As we left the Bottleneck, me and Dale yelled at each other
  He called me a fucking asshole
  I called him a fucking dipstick
  It was my fault for not being cool in Lawrence, Kansas that morning
    I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
  I deserved a war hell ride
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