Found on New York, New York
    It's Monday, February 5, 1996 at 11:00 AM Eastern Time
  Me and my band went to East Orange, New Jersey for a WFMU radio show
  It was a 40-minute trip
  At 11:55 AM, me and my band pulled up by the college station
    I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
    At 1:55 PM, my band ran a ground test with a riff
  Fifteen minutes later, I lapsed in the sound booth
  I set my rock keyboard up and played two solo songs
  It was a false start
    I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
    At 2:30 PM, I started rocking hard with my band
  I didn't sing a perfect set
  I wasted my band members' time
  At 3:30 PM, Dale Meiners yelled at me for screwing up the rock set
  He gave me a war hell ride as we left the radio station
    I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
  I done a poor job
    Diet Pepsi, uh-huh