Found on Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail Vol. 1
    I am a cocaine addict
  I do a lot of drugs
  I smoke crack as I speak
  I get my kicks doing dope
    I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
    I smoke my crack pipe every day
  I have a good time at it
  I jack my mother for dope money
  I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic
    I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
    When the police pulled up, I was doomed
  I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
  I was taken to the metal clink
  I was nothing but a loser
    I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
  I smoke weed
    Ford, quality is job one