This is a story I'll never forget
  About the day my new car got hit
  It could me off guard cause it happened so quick
  When I heard the crash I got mad as hell
  Cruising down the highway fast not slow
  Ninety miles an hour in my five point o
  People waving at me cause they know who I am
  Alpine stereo blasting a jam
  Put the top down said my girlfriend
  Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
  I got kind of mad cause it's the hat I just bought
  I should of put her out it was all her fault
  Day was Friday date was the tenth
  My girl was looking good on her strength
  She smacked my hand when I put it on her knee
  I said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
  That day I dressed all in white
  Taking my girl to Palm Springs for the night
  I was hoping I could find a short cut
  I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
  There was this lady in a pinto croup
  About ninety years old I could tell by the droop
  Driving all fast border line insane
  Glasses so thick couldn't stay in her lane
  I swerved left and I swerved right
  But she was still tale gating me too damn tight
  To the left lane I tried to switch then
  You saw my blinker bitch
    We both pulled off on the side of the road
  I was hot ready to explode
  The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
  Was I was 21 and she was ninety years old
  Then the police came turned the lights off
  The lady started crying and the cop got soft
  The cop said oh it'll be okay
  Wrinkled old bag looking like a sharpe
  I said wait what's going on cap
  Her cars fine my cars all wrecked
  Then I saw what happened in the crash
  Her dentures came out got stuck in the dash
  You hit me I didn't hit you
  Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
  It's your fault you caused all this
  You saw my blinker bitch
    Wednesday, October the fourth
  That's when we got our day in court
  That lady destroyed my case
  When she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
  I jumped up I said you must be joking
  Come on judge her neck ain't broken
  Well I'll be damned
  Wrinkled old bag started crying on the stand
  The bailiff grabbed me slammed me on the ground
  Judge said boy you better come down
  Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
  Yeah, then I gave him the finger
  Judge held me contempt of court
  For giving him the finger and things of that sort
  Anything to say before you're dismissed
  Just one you saw my blinker bitch