I sold your Rolex
  To buy that gold Versace dress
  I set free your whiny French poodle
  So you can get your beauty rest
    [Chorus:]
  And I did it all for you
  I did it all (I did it all) for you
  This Christmas (This Christmas)
  All your dreams (all your dreams)
  Will come true
    I put your mother on a Greyhound (You did what?)
  You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world (leave our mom alone)- now she can
  I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (no, no, no, no)
  So I could be your only girl - and now I am
    [Repeat Chorus]
    [Bridge:]
  How can I forget
  All you've done for me, I'll get you yet
  This is the season to give
  But I can never forgive the damage that you've done
  (Damage that you've done)
  This must be love
    I sank your bass boat (Not my bass boat, no, no, no)
  So you'd have more time to spend with me
  I hooked your grandma's diamond earrings
  For the down payment on my SUV
  (Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?)
    [Repeat Chorus]