oh lemme tell ya bout 2 guys i know
  ol' crew cut chuck an afro joe
  well crew cut sang and joe played sax
  collectin their money in a hat
  well the rent was due and the food was gone
  ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on
  [etc.]
  well they packed their bags
  and they left town
  doing their damndest
  to make new ground
  well they packed their bongs
  and they smoked mass
  doing their damndest
  to kick some fuckin ass
    well their first gig was wild and rough
  bunch of rowdy punks thinkin they were tough
  fights broke out out and folks got mad
  then crew cut chuck and joe looked bad
  crew cut chuck thought they'd kick some ass
  nearly threw a man through glass
  well that was it/that and they could not stay
  because the police came and took them awwwaaaaay
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