she bought herself a diamond ring
  before the evening show
  a ninety dollar bracelet
  on daddy's visa gold
  short black skirts on warm days
  with her black socks to her knees
  now she's wearing corduroy
  instead of bongo jeans
  she's a preppie girl
  who rules the fashion world
  she's a preppie girl
  makes me wanna hurl
  fucking preppie girl
    walks to church on sunday
  with her bottle in her hand
  wishing she was a rebel
  who could terrorise the land
  whose that standing so close to her
  holding her preppie hand
  maybe it is a running back
  or just a preppie man
    she's a preppie girl
  who rules the fashion world
  she's a preppie girl
  makes me wanna hurl
  fucking preppie girl
    she's got a senior boyfriend
  now that bitch is just fifteen
  will she lose
  will she lose
  will she lose
  her virginity
  well he takes her out on prom night
  and he shows her a good time
  will he be in her pants by nine?
    she's a preppie girl
  who rules the fashion world
  she's a preppie girl
  makes me wanna hurl
  fucking preppie girl
    to you we wish the best of luck
  in your oh so preppie life
  and if you play your cards right
  you might end up a plumbers wife