Old Jackie's gone to sea,
  Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea,
  where will he be? when will we see?
  Old Jackie at home on land from sea...
    A secret mission he's been on
  he's not been fishin' like they all say,
  it's all hush hush
  don't make a fuss,
  and they all rush to say...
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  Jackie's been on a holiday a million miles away,
  Jackie's back, we hope that Jackie stays,
  We won't know when Jackie goes,
  and he won't hear us say,
  come back Jackie, come back Jackie ooh today...
    Since Jackie went to sea
  they've heard nothing since he went to sea,
  where's Jackie, where can he be?
  no one knows where old Jackie can be...